The top 10 things to know to invest like a boss
by Chris on Feb.25, 2010, under Financial
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in the market, it’s just what I do. I have to learn lessons the hard, expensive way… sometimes a few times over to get it into my head. But thats another story. I compiled a list of my top 10 tips to investing that I hope will save people money in the market. It’s a tough world out there and some people say that the market favors the institutional investors and the big boys at the cost of the small players. I found this to be pretty much true, so you have to know exactly what you’re doing or you’ll get pushed and pulled all day long. Please give this a read and let me know if I can help in any way. I’m in a teaching mood lately
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1) Always try to invest in what you know. Don’t get into industries or areas that you know nothing about, or don’t care about, as you will not have that natural edge that comes with being familiar with what you’re investing in. You need to be able to have faith in where you put your hard earned money in, to be able to sleep at night… at least I do.
2) Check your emotions attachments. Once a stock had its run, it’s time to take your profits and move to the next big thing. A lot of time, people will develop an emotional attachment to a stock since it brought them a ton of money, and they foolishly stay invested in that company even though all the indications (and maybe even their gut) is telling them to move on.
3) Don’t chase a stock. When good news hits and a stock is on a massive uptrend, it is almost always better to let it go and stay on the sidelines… unless you’re planning on daytrading it for a quick pop. Investing late on an uptrend puts you in a precarious position when the pullback happens (usually later in the day or the next day). Stocks rarely push higher more than one day in a row unless the news is ridiculously earthshattering. If a stock jumps 100% in one day, it is almost guaranteed to be in the red the next day or after hours due to people taking their profits on the stock and daytraders cashing out for the day.
4) Don’t hold a stock past its prime. Once you feel as if a stock made a good run and it has slowed to the point where you could put the money somewhere else where it will give you a better return, sell. Nothing is worse than knowing that you missed an opportunity because your funds were tied up in a stock that hasn’t moved in weeks. You can always buy back into the stagnating stock if you so choose, but you’ll have more money to do it after you made your money work for you in the other opportunities.
5) Sell on a downtrend. A lot of people will tell you that you haven’t lost money on a stock until you sell it. That’s absolutely wrong.
If I bought 100 shares of Company X at $10 a share ($1000) and the share price tanked to $5, my shares are worth $500, not $1000. So yes, you lost $500. If a stock is tanking, it is better to sell on the way down so you can accumulate more shares at a lower cost.
If you have 100 shares of the same company above and it’s falling, sell it on the way down… lets say $7.50, so you sell and pocket $750, which is much better than $500. So with that $750, you can buy more shares at $5 so when a stock is at the $5 mark, you will have 150 shares ($750 /5), instead of $100 if you chose to hold onto the shares and didn’t sell.
6) Sell high, buy low. If you look at any chart, you will notice that stocks go up and they go down. Once you learn to detect the uptrends and downtrends, you can sell at a level you think is high enough so there will be a pullback, and then buy after the pullback to increase your number of shares. An investor who is able to see these trends and ride the waves, will be able to maximize their gains over one that just stays in a stock and lets the market do the work.
7) Research! Do your due-diligence. You’ll be tempted to invest in a company after reading about it in an email, messageboard, or a tip from a friend. Of course, you can invest in that company blindly, but you really really really should do your own research. You might find something fishy about the company that the others didn’t see/ignored. At the very least, you’ll have peace of mind that you put your money into a sound investment rather than the latest hot stock from Twitter.
Never feel bad about taking profits. If a stock is going up and you think it wont go up more, sell. Even if it does go up more, you still realized a profit. Never regret taking profits as that is money that you just made in the bank. You can always buy back in for a ride if you think theres more gas left in the tank, but now you might be able to do it with house money that you just made. Do not let greed make you hold a stock longer than you should, a lot of times, you will end up losing money in a pullback and you have nothing to thank but greed. Greed is a trader’s worst enemy. I personally don’t do it, but a lot of traders set guidelines for trading where if they make a 15% ROI on a stock, they sell automatically. This takes greed out of the equation altogether if you follow the guidelines.
9) Keep a cool head. Don’t panic. The worst thing you can do is have an emotional trading day, where you freak out and sell too early or buy too high. This may relate to a few of the other tips above, but I cannot stress this enough. Do not throw emotion into the mix when you are investing. Stocks will go up and they will go down, don’t get emotional and sell when your brain and all indicators are telling you to hold for a rebound. Always stay calm and think things through.
I know what it feels like to be bleeding money from every angle possible, your heart is telling you to dump everything, but your brain is telling you that a rebound is imminent. It’s very easy to listen to your heart, but fortunes are not made by emovesting, they are made by cool headed, rational decisions made during intense periods in market activity. Once you’ve been through a few of these moments, you will be able to handle the stress more easily in the future.
10) Penny stocks are good investment. A lot of good compares are listed on the OTCBB, usually brand new companies or companies that have changed hands with a new company operating within the shell of a previous traded one. When investing in pennies, there is a very high probability that you will lose money, so do your due diligence and make sure you keep updated with their news releases and even their IR firm. When you are seeing swings of +/- 20%+ a day, you will need an iron stomach to stay in the game and not sell all your shares. You have to learn to go with the waves and handle the volatility and stomach the tides, otherwise you will sell too early, the stock will pop, and you’ll be kicking yourself.
If you choose to invest in pennies, you MUST be watching it every few hours, you should never leave your investment and forget it. This is due to the extreme volatility of OTC stocks.
I hope this guide helps some people out there, I made almost every mistake on this list and I’d love it if I could help you from making any of the same mistakes. As ways, feel free to contact me if you have any questions/comments/additions you would like to make. Have a great night!
The Poo-Incident
by Chris on Feb.24, 2010, under Life, Quick Blurbs
I guess George Jesus Bush is punishing me for bashing the market and my commentary about his administration’s ineptitude. He must have a voodoo doll of me… and Al Gore.
My single greatest fear has caught up with me… I stepped in the poo. Yes it’s bolded because of the magnitude of the situation at hand. So for the first time in my recorded life, I stepped in what appears to be the poo. I can only hope it is the poo of a small dog that preferably belonged to an attractive female, but with my luck, it is probably the poo of a gigantic disgusting pseudo-bear dog belonging to a juiced up douchebag.
Funny how the thought of a cute girl’s small dog poo is so much easier to digest than the poo of a man-douche doggie. WOO SAHHH.

From my initial forensic examination, the poo was tracked in on the rainy Monday morning of 10/6/2008. I did not discover it until tonight, as I was looking down admiring my taste in fine rugs, I saw the footprint of poo desecrating the fine craftsmanship of an authentic circa 2002 tapestry. The amalgamation of all that is beautiful with the demonic doo of death threatening to break all that is good in my life… it was almost too much to bear. At first, I didn’t know what to do. Thoughts raced through my mind… “I hope that’s mud”… “mud’s not that light”…”what if it’s…”… “no…”… “smell it.”
So I inched my nose closer and closer to the stain, imagining the sweet smell of strawberries and love juices… until “BAM.” the sour odor of rotting death hit me in the face like a Volkswagen hitting a Chihuahua. I actually flinched and as I did, the tip of my nose came in direct contact with the poo. I paused out of shock, never being exposed to another mammal’s poo on my skin, I did not know what the proper course of action would be in this situation. I wanted to cry, I wanted to vomit, I wanted to fornicate… all at the same time. I also wanted to throw something, but I reminded myself that throwing my own possessions would be a silly idea. i immediately dashed over to the sink and started scrubbing my face with industrial strength antibacterial soap, hand wash, and even dishwasher detergent. None gave me even a remote assurance (mentally at least) that all the poo is gone from my nose, even though I almost drowned in a cocktail of handsoap and dishwasher soap. Only after blood started coming out of my nose and my skin turning into a shade of penile-pink, was I satisfied that the poo was gone.
So not knowing if I even had anything powerful enough to combat the carnage that is being played out before me on the rug, I had fleeting thought of just leaving my apartment to find a dark, quiet place to cry.
But then I realized that I’m Chris Oh Baby, and I’ve done much, much harder things in my previous adventures. Like a Roman Warrior, I went over to the kitchen and found some 409. I sprayed and sprayed and sprayed until half of the bottle was soaking it’s way into the wounded rug. I grabbed some paper towels and started scrubbing as hard as I could… until I realized… paper towels break apart when you try to scrub with them! I noticed that the towels were disintegrating from under my hands and spreading papertowel-poo fibers all throughout the area I was scrubbing! I’m the worst Roman Warrior Ever. I’m a damn Trojan. Losing the battle to the boy-loving Greek Warrior, DogPoocious.
I can’t win.
So I grab dry towels and started swatting at the area, trying to hit off the family of wet fibers that took refuge in my poo-rug. At this moment, I had an epiphany… This is what it must feel like to live in Houston. Houstonians being the millions of poo-towel fibers clinging on for dear life in a poo-fested area, a.k.a Houston, as the gigantic swatting of my dry towels are trying to knock them off like Hurricane Ike.
As I knocked out as many as I could, I had to leave. I couldn’t stand there watching the destruction unfold with the obsessive thoughts started seeping into my head… “Where else could the contamination be,”… “did I get most of it…” So I throw on my workout clothes, hoping to burn the image of my palace being taken over by the evil poopa-loompas out of my head. Halfway to the gym, i realize that IM WEARING MY POO SHOES”. I slowly lift up my heel to see if there is indeed any poo…

I hate Poo